Tampenii de pe internet

Inainte de a incepe, tin sa mentionez ca NU sunt membra a nici unui partid politic, asociatie, organizatie sau ONG. Nu pretind ca reprezint vreun grup, nu pretind ca vorbesc in numele altor persoane, ci doar in numele meu.

De curand, am observat pe diverse site-uri de socializare niste postari care pe mine personal m-au nedumerit. Am incercat sa inteleg logica din spatele acestora, dar nu am reusit. Ok, sa incepem:

1.” faptul ca esti alba e un privilegiu”

..serios?? ce privilegii am eu din pricina culorii pielii? trebuie sa platesc taxe si impozite. trebuie sa platesc pentru orice am nevoie ( hrana, imbracaminte, incaltaminte, medicamente, consumabile sanitare etc). daca comit o infractiune, sunt arestata, judecata,condamnata si trimisa la inchisoare. daca vreau sa merg cu tramvaiul, trebuie sa cumpar bilet. daca vreau sa votez, ma duc si votez. daca vreau sa plec in alta tara, imi trebuie asigurare medicala . deci, tot ceea ce trebuie sa faci si TU, persoana de culoare.nu primesc nimic pe gratis, legea e lege pentru toti, politicienii ne f*t pe toti, indiferent de culoarea pielii. avem aceleasi drepturi si obligatii, inclusiv dreptul de a vorbi prostii pe internet. 

2. “nu exista oameni albi buni, ci doar unii oameni albi nu atat de rai”

Te rog, doamna sau domnisoara “Jaime” ( numele de familie ascuns de site-ul care o promoveaza) explica-mi cum exact te simti tu, femeie de culoare din SUA, oprimata de mine, femeie alba din Romania? Ce anume fac pentru a merita sa mi se spuna ca nu-s buna, doar un pic mai .. ne-rea? Si chiar daca ai veni in tara mea, chiar crezi ca as rade de tine sau te-as arata cu degetul? Chiar crezi ca imi pasa de culoarea pielii tale, ca nu am altceva mai bun de facut decat sa incerc sa te insult? Cat timp iti vezi de treaba ta, nu am nimic cu tine.

3. “sa-ti pomenesti orice fel de identitate in cadrul unei discutii e rasist, identitatea divizeaza oamenii”

Ce tampenie! Suntem diferiti. Vom fi intotdeauna diferiti. Iar daca in timpul unei discutii mentionez faptul ca sunt bucuresteanca, motociclista, posesoare de pisica sau jucatoare de sah nu ma face rasista, incetati sa mai vedeti rasism peste tot, tampenia divizeaza oamenii, nu identitatea .

4.”jocurile video sunt sexiste si anti-femei pentru ca unele personaje sunt imbracate prea sexy”

In top 10 MMORPG se afla si un joc pe care l-am jucat si eu timp de 3 ani, Star Wars: The Old Republic. Da, acolo exista 2 sau trei armuri sexy, dar jocul are avertismentul acela cu 18+. Apoi, daca cineva e interesat de personajele feminine, peate cauta pe Google cateva nume de NPC ( non-playing characters) pentru a se convinge ca “sexismul” in SWTOR  e o alta tampenie scoasa din burta de feministele obeze cu parul vopsit mov si 0 neuroni. Aceste nume pe care vi le sugerez sa le cautati sunt: Shae Vizla, Empress Acina, Overseer Loun, Yuon Par, Bastila Shan, Bela Qiwiks, Master Sumalee, Valk Beroya, Satele Shan, Darth Zash, Lord Aayu, Felusia Stato,Darth Hexid, Sana-Rae, Master Dazh Ranos, Matriarch Kolovish, Vederiat Ayon, Trea Kobbeth, Admiral Zasha Ranken, Lord Krovos.

Apoi, toate personajele din jocuri sunt doar siruri de 0 si 1, nu persoane reale. Cum poti fi sexist fata de un personaj generat de un computer? Sau fata de cineva care practic nu exista decat intr-un joc?

5. “ n-ai voie sa-mi spui cum sa ma port sau cu ce sa ma imbrac, niciun barbat nu ar trebui sa se uite la mine ca la un obiect sexual”

Gresit! Daca porti pantaloni de yoga si maieu stramt prin care ti se vad sfarcurile , e clar ca esti dornica de atentie si de sex, ca te auto-identifici ca obiect sexual. Daca nu ai fi dornica, ai purta ceva mai decent si ti-ai vedea de treaba ta.

6. “nu ai nici o scuza daca esti grasa sau planturoasa”

Nu promovez obezitatea, dar nici anorexia si standardele de frumusete ne-realiste. Apoi, cand abia ai bani sa-ti platesti toate cheltuielile,  nu ai luxul de a manca “bio”, “gluten free” sau “veggie”.

De exemplu: cand o punga cu 200 g de salata e 6 ron iar doua felii de cotlet sau cativa carnaciori sunt tot 6 ron.. ce alegi? Ai de muncit 8 ore si stii ca o salata nu-ti va tine de foame toata ziua, nu? Iar dupa ce iesi de la serviciu numai de mers la sala nu-ti arde.. ai de platit facturi, de facut curatenie,mancare,spalat,calcat,temele cu copiii. Daca tu, femeia fara fund,solduri sau sani poti manca ” sanatos” fara a pica din picioare, bravo tie.

Apoi, nu-mi mai da drept exemplu nu-stiu-care vedeta care la 2 saptamani dupa ce a nascut are ” un trup perfect pentru ca are vointa si merge la sala si are o dieta echilibrata”. Vedeta aceea are BANI. Vedeta aceea isi permite sa ia droguri pentru a slabi fara sa-i fie frica de politie, mare scofala, daca e prinsa plateste o amenda si gata. Vedeta aceea isi permite sa dea copilul unei doici si sa stea 8 ore pe zi la sala,  sa manance numai alimente preparate intr-un anumit fel , cu anume ingrediente.

7. “daca nu esti feminista esti sexista”

Nu zau! Nu urasc femeile, nu urasc barbatii, nu urasc sexul si nici nu invinuiesc alte persoane pentru deciziile mele proaste sau pentru nefericirea mea. Care parte din asta ma face ” sexista” ? Din cate stiu eu, exista niste chestii pe care toata lumea ar trebui sa le aiba, se numesc ” responsabilitate”, “bun simt”, “ratiune” si “educatie”. Daca acestea sunt considerate “sexiste”, atunci BRB ma duc sa ma arunc pe geam de la etajul 4.

8. “copiii ar trebui sa se joace afara, nu sa stea la computer”

In orasul meu, “afara” inseamna parcari aglomerate, caini maidanezi, vagabonzi,betivi, gunoi, marlanie, strazi fara iluminat seara/noaptea, soferi neatenti si teribilisti. Sincer, daca ai locui intr-un astfel de oras, ti-ai lasa copilul “afara” ? Mai bine il stii in siguranta in camera lui la computer, nu?

9. “daca sunt gravida, am dreptul la privilegii”

Sincer, eu sunt impotriva alocatiei de crestere a copilului. Nu ai bani, nu faci copii, cat poate fi de greu de inteles? Nimeni nu e dator sa-ti creasca copiii pentru ca tu nu ai casa, serviciu sau o relatie stabila.Copilul tau e responsabilitatea ta, nu a celor din jur,nu a Statului.

10.”copiii ar trebui sa citeasca biblia, nu sa joace jocuri video”

Oh da.. siiiigur! Ia sa vedem.. Serpi si magari vorbitori..zei razbunatori..instigare la violenta..regi,razboaie si fiinte supranaturale..dragoni..moarte si inviere..arme magice.. NU, nu e scenariul unui joc video, e..biblia. Sincer, ce crezi ca va intelege un copil din toata varza asta? Sa nu te miri daca iti va rade in fata cand vei incerca sa-i spui ca biblia e reala, iar jocurile nu.. A-propos, cum planuiesti sa explici “marea de sticla” din apocalipsa? Sau ” stalpul cu ochi pe dinainte si pe dinapoi” din aceasi carte? Oricine cu ceva minte in cap se va gandi la.. monitoare de tv ( sau de computer) si camere de supraveghere.. Din nou, ce va intelege un copil?

Banc: “ce ar spune Isus daca ar invia acum,in zilele noastre? Baaa, ce lag e pe serverul asta, mi-au trebuit 3 zile sa dau respawn“.

 

Cam atat pentru azi, seara buna.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Top 10 most annoying people ever

Nothing new, we all know the people I’m about to describe here:

  1. The DIY neighbor: he has no weekend, no holiday,no shame and never enough shelves. It’s 10 o’clock in the evening, he HAS to make as much noise as possible because ” he has no money to hire a carpenter” or “wants to prove that he can do everything by himself” .
  2. The vegetarian/vegan/fruitarian : usually is a fat almost obese woman, the “meat is murder” t-shirt is mandatory. She harasses people in supermarkets and explains her uber-stupid theories to everyone, even to those not willing to listen. If you dare to say anything she calls you “an uneducated mushroom” even if in some cases she isn’t even a college graduate.
  3. The animal lover aka mother-of-all-feral-dogs : usually very old or very poor, gathers feral cats and dogs and keeps them in her apartment, even if the smell and the noise become unbearable at some point. This “animal lover” has a heart of stone and curses the victims of feral dogs attacks and posts long idiotic arguments on social media.
  4. The feminist: usually around 40-45 years old obese woman with an “unhappy life”, blaming everything on men or her ex husband. Makes a fool of herself by publishing photos of her disgusting almost naked body and a piece of paper with feminist messages. Envies normal couples and does everything to destroy their happiness.
  5. The “rape victim” : 90%  pathological liars, fishing for compassion –  drama queens. For example, a woman I’ve met on Facebook, her name is Ilona Agata. In a topic she claimed to be a rape victim, but when i asked her friends and family how,when,where did that happen they all said it never happened. You will say “poor girl was too ashamed to tell her family about the rape”. Really? You tell everyone on Facebook  but not your family? I call it bullshit!
  6. The feminist man: usually an old impotent guy spending all his free time on social media “fighting for women’s rights”. For him, a 12 years old girl “forced” by parents to respect a curfew and a dress code is “an abused woman”.
  7. The “poor abused Muslim woman” : she does nothing to free herself, just cries on social media and tries to impress everyone with her “sad story”.
  8. The dressed-like-a-slut young girl: yoga pants, slutty makeup,slutty attitude, no bra under the t-shirt, but wants respect. Has sex with all the neighborhood but when you accuse her of being a prostitute, she threatens or curses you.
  9. The virtuous prostitute: she’s an “exotic dancer”, “hostess”, “escort” or “companion” because she has to pay her University taxes, oh woe me story. Ya know.. you could pay your taxes too by working at the supermarket..fastfood..diner..pizza place..you are a slut because you want to be one, no one forces you to be.
  10. The extremely annoying,screaming,yelling,shouting child at the supermarket: his mamma is more worried about her Facebook status and check-in and completely ignores the child. If you dare to ask why didn’t she left him at home, she will either pretend to be offended or say something about the latest gruesome TV news featuring children dead in horrific house accidents ( fire,intoxication, electrocution and so on) . Really? As a kid, mom never took me with her to the market place, she left me in my room with toys, chocolate and books. As you can already have guessed, nothing ever happened, i didn’t set the house on fire and didn’t played with the gas pipes, cooking machine and other dangerous stuff.

That’s all for today.

Reasons why you SHOULDN’T play SW:TOR

I just quit that game and i do not regret that decision. After all, there’s no point in playing something that’s not interesting anymore, something that’s only an empty husk of a once good game. Here are (some) or the reasons for unsubscribing and leaving:

  1. There is no communication between developers and players, only between developers and “influencers” – a group of so-called “experienced players speaking in the name of everyone”. Well that is plain bullshit, there were no elections, i gave my vote to no one, so how the hell is someone i don’t even know speaking in MY name? One of those “influencers”, a person going under the fake names “dulfy” and “Kristina Hunter” brags about her certification from an online site for gamers . Big deal, everyone can make a site, steal some info from other sites and give “certifications” to whoever wants them..  Why i believe “Kristina Hunter” is a fake name and might not even be a woman at all? One “her” site there’s a very small photo of her wearing huge sunglasses hiding 60% of her face. Now if you have nothing to hide, why not post a photo of you so everyone can see your face? Because you might actually be Chris Hunter, a fat nerdy dude living in his mamma’s basement? And even if you’re not a girl and you don’t look like a top model, why hide? Trust me, the players seeking the.. Jedi Knight rotation on your site don’t give a damn about the way you look.
  2. The absurd changes : one of the items used for weapon/armor upgrade is called ” augment kit MK” and has 10 grades ( MK1,MK2 and so on). At some point, the developers deleted the MK 9 and MK10 and “replaced” them with MK 8. So for a brief period there were 3 MK8  in game: the original MK8, the MK8 with the value of an MK 9 and the MK 8 with the value of MK 10. What the actual fuck?? Then the idiots tried to repair this absurd  situation by re-introducing the MK 9 with its correct value and later by re-introducing the MK 10.
  3. The data crystals: even if you’re not a player you understand a system like ” do quests, gather items called data crystals then exchange them for armors & weapons at a certain NPC” . That’s right, it used to be very simple even for newbies. Now the data crystals were replaced by Galactic Command crates – Galactic Command is only for lvl 70, so if you’re not lvl 70 you can basically fuck off, no one cares you have no chance of getting any decent stuff .
  4. The weekly “maintenance”: when you subscribe, you pay a certain amount of money to have more privileges for 30 days. what you’re not told is that you won’t be able to play 30 days, but 26, because every Tuesday there’s a 5-6 hours long “maintenance”, a down server period in which the idiot developers are patching and trying to repair their own mistakes aka geodata errors, missing NPC, companions not joining even if the recruitment quest is over.. Bottom line, they steal your payed play time and you cannot say anything .
  5. The over-priced items: everything that can be sold or bought is extremely expensive, people are greedy and the game economy is a disaster. Credit card fraud and gold spammers are never banned, it is almost like they somehow serve the developer’s interests.
  6. The over-dramatic class story, especially Bounty Hunter’s : long short story, in BH class story (almost) everyone you care about dies. Your instructor, your fellow Champions of the Great Hunt, your leader ( which is also a sort of adoptive father for you) and in the end your friend or (boyfriend) Torian, a companion that can be romanced and married by female players. Therefore your character turns into a very dangerous person with nothing to lose anymore, even if that way is not your way.
  7. And finally, the community: imagine the worst bunch of haters,racists,pedophiles,psychopaths,sexually obsessed .. yep, thats the SWTOR community. Do you really want to be a part of that? I guess not.

Star Wars: The ..Eternal Republic of American Assholes.

        Gotta admit, even if i’m 37 years old, i still play online games. Unlike other gamers, i really don’t give a damn if the game is Korean, Chinese, Japanese, American or whatever. If it has a cool story and nice graphics, is OK.  Spent a lot of time playing Silkroad, Lineage II, LOTRO, Shaiya, Perfect World and.. the Cinderella of this list, Star Wars : The Old Republic. Why a Cinderella? Go play and see for yourself  how Disney is screwing everything up. One word of advice: beware of the community! You think WoW has a shit community? Think again!

        Of course, any other SWTOR player reading this will say I’m “qq-ing” or excessively complaining, well no one forced you to read this, so feel free to fck off.

Besides Disney, the other group ruining this game are the American players: assholery at its finest, idiocy,illiteracy,stupidity and wrong applied sarcasm – by the way, sarcasm doesn’t make you a witty person, but an imbecile. Here is a list of American gamers stupidity , if you have something to add, feel free to send me a message:

  1. the ” ex marine” demanding respect,yet posting extremely disturbing stuff on general chat, stuff like ” kill all newborn babies to avoid world overpopulation”, “allah akbar” and ” euthanasia is the solution” – the idiot wanted to say “eugenia” not “euthanasia” but LOL, what do you expect from some pathetic drunk wanking at photos of female marines? ( he admitted to be a pathetic drunk wanking at those photos..) 
  2. the extreme hatred towards Latino and Eastern European people, motivated by whatever that idiot Trump said. Good job, Mr. President! You’re the very definition of asshole,why the hell do you instigate young people to hate Latinos and Eastern Europeans? Is it funny? i don’t think so.
  3. the instant “troll” labeling of people with different opinions – for example if you like an unpopular companion like.. let’s say Zenith or Ashara Zavros, you’re a troll. ( in SWTOR, companions are NPC characters who help you during quests or missions, each of them has its own story, some of them are even romantic partners for your characters.) if you don’t dress like a whore ( as a female player), you’re a troll. If you’re not dark side on all characters, you’re a troll. if you say you like Michelle Obama, you’re a troll. if you don’t bash and shun Asian MMOs, you’re a troll.
  4. the sarcastic answers: so, let’s say you’re a bounty hunter, just recruited your first companion, Mako. you know you have to give her gifts to increase effectiveness , but you have no idea what sort of gifts , there are more that 8 categories.  you ask on general chat and expect an answer like ” Mako likes weapons, trophies and military gear” – but you get something like .. ” a dildo” or ” your dick”. great, just fucking great, you’re new and the people that are supposed to help you are assholes for no reason..
  5. the “search on Google” or “search on Dulfy” thing: you ask for help, for example how do you go back to your starting planet, let’s say ..Korriban. instead of the correct answer, some big shot idiot from a big famous-infamous guild tells you to search on Google. tell me, Mr, big shot dude, why the fuck is it a MMO if no ones helps and I’m supposed to do everything alone? or how the hell am i supposed to exit full screen and open Google when I’m in an unsafe zone where mobs can re-spawn on me? if I’m a newbie, I’m as good as dead.. If i wanted to play alone, i would have installed Zuma, LOL.
  6. the weird misplaced racial hatred towards certain companions, especially Corso Riggs – aka ” he should be killed because he looks like a Mexican”  – Trump’s influence again . WTF, just WTF.. you guys forget you are ” in a galaxy far far away ” where Earth does not exist. Besides, it is unclear if Corso is a human of a kiffar ( sorry if i wrote it wrong..)
  7. the obsession for the ugliest,sluttiest and most despicable female NPCs in the game – aka Jaesa Willsaam ( the DS version) , Vailyn and Kalyio Djanis. Long short story, the first is a servant turned Jedi turned sith turned slut, the second one is a psychopath,sadist and skimming bitch, the third is a degenerate turned secret agent turned terrorist – luckily she can be disposed of at some point. you dare to say something on chat or forum, you’re instantly reported and banned.
  8. the absurd demands , like “nerf that or that class because they kick my ass in PvP” . well,dear loser, learn how to play your fucking class, get your shitty computer together, stop downloading porn to minimize the lag and quit asking for other classes to be nerfed, is no one’s fault for you being an arrogant idiot lacking basic game knowledge. ( PvP means player-versus-player, also known as warzone)
  9. the forum moderators being the biggest assholes of them all: if an American is insulting you, is “because they have their right to their opinion” . If you insult them back, you committed a “ban-able offense” and your right to post is suspended for very long periods of time – 6 months or even an year, until your ” infraction” expires  – i forgot to say in SWTOR the ban-able offenses are called “infractions” – so basically no matter what Americans  say or do, they are never ever punished. Let’s cut the bullshit, 6 months forum ban for an argument? That’s stupid.
  10. the term “infraction” : why the hell is a juridic term used in a MMO?? so basically , a bunch of civilians with no law knowledge are calling you a villain ( or criminal) even if there wasn’t any Court session , a sentence, a hearing and most important, you had no legal representation.
  11. finally, the “Star Wars should be only for American players” . BULLSHIT. SW is an international phenomenon, it belong to the world, not to the USA. Two of the most important characters in the SW movies are played by Scottish, not American actors ( Sidious and Maul). Tattooine is in .. Tunisia. Some action scenes were filmed in New Zealand. The inspiration for Mandalorians where the Spartans. Hopefully you got the picture?

That’s all for now, but don’t worry, I’ll post more on the topic soon.