Star Wars: The ..Eternal Republic of American Assholes.

        Gotta admit, even if i’m 37 years old, i still play online games. Unlike other gamers, i really don’t give a damn if the game is Korean, Chinese, Japanese, American or whatever. If it has a cool story and nice graphics, is OK.  Spent a lot of time playing Silkroad, Lineage II, LOTRO, Shaiya, Perfect World and.. the Cinderella of this list, Star Wars : The Old Republic. Why a Cinderella? Go play and see for yourself  how Disney is screwing everything up. One word of advice: beware of the community! You think WoW has a shit community? Think again!

        Of course, any other SWTOR player reading this will say I’m “qq-ing” or excessively complaining, well no one forced you to read this, so feel free to fck off.

Besides Disney, the other group ruining this game are the American players: assholery at its finest, idiocy,illiteracy,stupidity and wrong applied sarcasm – by the way, sarcasm doesn’t make you a witty person, but an imbecile. Here is a list of American gamers stupidity , if you have something to add, feel free to send me a message:

  1. the ” ex marine” demanding respect,yet posting extremely disturbing stuff on general chat, stuff like ” kill all newborn babies to avoid world overpopulation”, “allah akbar” and ” euthanasia is the solution” – the idiot wanted to say “eugenia” not “euthanasia” but LOL, what do you expect from some pathetic drunk wanking at photos of female marines? ( he admitted to be a pathetic drunk wanking at those photos..) 
  2. the extreme hatred towards Latino and Eastern European people, motivated by whatever that idiot Trump said. Good job, Mr. President! You’re the very definition of asshole,why the hell do you instigate young people to hate Latinos and Eastern Europeans? Is it funny? i don’t think so.
  3. the instant “troll” labeling of people with different opinions – for example if you like an unpopular companion like.. let’s say Zenith or Ashara Zavros, you’re a troll. ( in SWTOR, companions are NPC characters who help you during quests or missions, each of them has its own story, some of them are even romantic partners for your characters.) if you don’t dress like a whore ( as a female player), you’re a troll. If you’re not dark side on all characters, you’re a troll. if you say you like Michelle Obama, you’re a troll. if you don’t bash and shun Asian MMOs, you’re a troll.
  4. the sarcastic answers: so, let’s say you’re a bounty hunter, just recruited your first companion, Mako. you know you have to give her gifts to increase effectiveness , but you have no idea what sort of gifts , there are more that 8 categories.  you ask on general chat and expect an answer like ” Mako likes weapons, trophies and military gear” – but you get something like .. ” a dildo” or ” your dick”. great, just fucking great, you’re new and the people that are supposed to help you are assholes for no reason..
  5. the “search on Google” or “search on Dulfy” thing: you ask for help, for example how do you go back to your starting planet, let’s say ..Korriban. instead of the correct answer, some big shot idiot from a big famous-infamous guild tells you to search on Google. tell me, Mr, big shot dude, why the fuck is it a MMO if no ones helps and I’m supposed to do everything alone? or how the hell am i supposed to exit full screen and open Google when I’m in an unsafe zone where mobs can re-spawn on me? if I’m a newbie, I’m as good as dead.. If i wanted to play alone, i would have installed Zuma, LOL.
  6. the weird misplaced racial hatred towards certain companions, especially Corso Riggs – aka ” he should be killed because he looks like a Mexican”  – Trump’s influence again . WTF, just WTF.. you guys forget you are ” in a galaxy far far away ” where Earth does not exist. Besides, it is unclear if Corso is a human of a kiffar ( sorry if i wrote it wrong..)
  7. the obsession for the ugliest,sluttiest and most despicable female NPCs in the game – aka Jaesa Willsaam ( the DS version) , Vailyn and Kalyio Djanis. Long short story, the first is a servant turned Jedi turned sith turned slut, the second one is a psychopath,sadist and skimming bitch, the third is a degenerate turned secret agent turned terrorist – luckily she can be disposed of at some point. you dare to say something on chat or forum, you’re instantly reported and banned.
  8. the absurd demands , like “nerf that or that class because they kick my ass in PvP” . well,dear loser, learn how to play your fucking class, get your shitty computer together, stop downloading porn to minimize the lag and quit asking for other classes to be nerfed, is no one’s fault for you being an arrogant idiot lacking basic game knowledge. ( PvP means player-versus-player, also known as warzone)
  9. the forum moderators being the biggest assholes of them all: if an American is insulting you, is “because they have their right to their opinion” . If you insult them back, you committed a “ban-able offense” and your right to post is suspended for very long periods of time – 6 months or even an year, until your ” infraction” expires  – i forgot to say in SWTOR the ban-able offenses are called “infractions” – so basically no matter what Americans  say or do, they are never ever punished. Let’s cut the bullshit, 6 months forum ban for an argument? That’s stupid.
  10. the term “infraction” : why the hell is a juridic term used in a MMO?? so basically , a bunch of civilians with no law knowledge are calling you a villain ( or criminal) even if there wasn’t any Court session , a sentence, a hearing and most important, you had no legal representation.
  11. finally, the “Star Wars should be only for American players” . BULLSHIT. SW is an international phenomenon, it belong to the world, not to the USA. Two of the most important characters in the SW movies are played by Scottish, not American actors ( Sidious and Maul). Tattooine is in .. Tunisia. Some action scenes were filmed in New Zealand. The inspiration for Mandalorians where the Spartans. Hopefully you got the picture?

That’s all for now, but don’t worry, I’ll post more on the topic soon.

 

 

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